Friday, June 13, 2008


Tonight, we went to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar! Connection is Louisville's Premier Gay Club, and saw the Nation's #1 drag show, LaBoy LeFemme. At some point, when I'm not about to fall over from exhaustion, I think I will write more about it. But suffice it to say that the bathrooms were as...flexible... as the rest of the club.

UPDATE: June 14, 2008 10:30 pm
A little more about Connection... It was a pretty huge club, but very sparsely populated. Basically, all the action in the whole place was in the theater, which held the drag show. There was really no one dancing, despite the amazing raised x-shaped platform in the middle of the floor. When we decided to dance, we got the whole Bulldogs crew, all 12 of us, up on the x getting the party started! I've been told it's much more entertaining on Saturday nights.
The drag show was pretty worth it, though. Between my $5 cover and $5 beer, it was a good deal for the dancing and singing drag queens. In what was far-and-away the most priceless moment of the evening Chris and another Bulldog went up to the front with singles for Mokha, and Chris sort of beckoned her* down and playfully put the dollar in her bra. Many of the performers left very very little, if anything, to the imagination. Rebecca was able to do some field research on nipple clips also. They are better women than I will ever be, but granted, they do work much much harder at it than I do.

*A note on pronouns: while I can only guess at the sex of the people on stage, since they chose to take women's names and dress, I think that they opted, at least for the evening, for the female gender.

1 comment:

Jon Markman said...

To (edit) a quote from one of my favorite movies, "What traditionally defines a woman falls between two things: her legs. And [female names and dresses don't change the fact that they] lack definition!"